Episode IV: Revenge of R. Kelly (BWB.3 Reloaded)

So this weeks show had a lot of potential, especially considering that, since our last show was canceled without notification, we had all our nut juice building up for a whole extra week.. so we were ready to bust out all over the radio with hours of material, except for 1 thing: we had a 30 minute R Kelly showcase planned and the station stuck us with this 14 minutes of promos. their idea was to force DJs to promote for the upcoming Live From Las Vetas progam they are doing every friday or something, but instead of a 20 second promo they thought "hell, why not make it 7 minutes and include boring ass service anouncements, the science of GLACIERS (zzz boorring)and a whole shit load of adds for the Blue Fish baseball. And in between that lets go ahead and fill out the middles with long sections of boring rock music just to make this promo EXTRA long and boring"
real great idea guys. I for one certainly would not tune into a show and wait around for 7 whole minutes to hear adds and boring ass PSAs. Playing one 30 second promo every 20 minutes is one thing, but playing a 7 minute block of bullshit every hour on the hour is a whole other ball game. thats fucking nutz! that shit is bananas, b a n a n a s!

Anyway, we debuted R Kellys urban masterpiece/ridiculous trainwreck conceptual operetta "Trapped In The Closet chapters 1-5" in its entirety, cut with R Kelly Comedy Classics like "Feelin On Yo Booty" and the new gem "Sex Weed" where he subtly compares sex with weed and literally calls sex Sex Weed. I'm not sure what the hell this man is thinking, I guess he took a que from the great Rick James who did a good job with the analogy for sex with Mary Jane... R Kelly is just a moron through and through.




R Kelly is praying that the world doesn't realize what a ridiculously bad song writer he is

So here's the very very short but sweet playlist:

Oneida - High Life
Sufjan Stevens - Chicago
U2 vs Lyrics Born Mash Up -
Callin On Sunday
Jamie Lidell - Little Bit More
Andrew Bird - Skin Is My
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - My Yellow Country Teeth
LCD Soundsystem -
Slow Dive
Radio 4 - Save Our City
Art Brut - Emily Kane
The Mountain
Goats - No Children
R KELLY SHOWCASE:
Trapped In The Closet Ch. I
Feelin On Yo Booty
Trapped In The Closet Ch. II
Laundermat
Trapped In The Closet Ch. III
In The Kitchen
Trapped In The Closet
Ch. IV
Sex Weed
Ignition (remix) --> Put My T Shirt On
Trapped In
The Closet Ch. V

and thats when the weasley wigger DJ of the next show came in, forcing us to leave so he could turn on the charm and turn his voice from high pitched nerd squeel to a deeper, obviously wigger white-boy-wanna-be-bboy voice for his Hip Hop show.
This is quite the show, we'll have to get pictures of him and his co-host, a huge latino hip hop DJ. Picture Big Pun or Fat Joe with Thom Yorke or Rivers Cuomo and both of them doing a Hip Hop show together. It's truly hilarious.

We gave tickets away for the Digable Planets show at Toads Place on July 9th but no one who said they would call/listen actually did so some random guy got them. Thank you to all our loyal friends/fan out there...
-DJ Delicious (Jordan)