FUCKING BLUEFISH

For the 2 of you that were listening (my mom and my girlfriend):
Our fucking show got canceled tonight because WVOF's top priority for everything is the Boring-ass Bullshit Bridgeport Bluefish Bitches Baseball games (alliteration, yo). Who the fuck cares about the Bluefish game? NO ONE.
who wants to hear 2 awesome sex-pots talk about irrelevant pop culture and play an awesome mix of new and old music that kicks ass?EVERYONE!

They didnt even tell us that our show was canceled, so Drew and I got all our shit together and made playlists and prepared conversation topics and went to the station only to hear from the douche bag Sports Director that we wont be going on tonight or any other tuesday when this pathetic baseball team plays - which is like 8 times this summer alone. FUCKING HELL. I was at the station earlier today and the Program Director couldn't have told me that it was pointless to take out a bunch of CDs from the station library to play on my show tonight because, well, I DONT HAVE A SHOW TONIGHT?! thanks a lot Chuck! you fuck.

I'm going to have to bang some heads....

next week we'll be BACK, Brooklyn We Back, that is.

stay tuned

-Jordan

Episode II: Attack Of The Crazy Apocalyptic Callers

This show was particualrly crazy. We had a number of callers who either weren't actually listening or were just listening so they could hear when we were talking on the air so they could call and interupt us. We had someone call and say they hate techno and never to play anything like the chemical bros, and from what i can tell the same caller called again to make fun of drew several times because we copied the Tenacious D skit about one of us quitting... he didnt understand the joke at all and said that
"If you were ever in brawl at wallmart that bitch wouldn't have you back. he runs out like a little pansy!" or something along those lines.
then we got the best/worst caller ever - a dude who wasn't listening to the show but wanted our airtime to alert the 5 listeners that the apocalypse is coming soon and there is nothing you can do except love eachother now. I think we can agree with the last part. He kept saying that "the enemy" was stronger now than ever and when Drew asked if "The enemy" was Bush he said "no man its much bigger than that!" but never said exactly what.... it made for quite an interesting show and a difficult time trying to get him to shut up.


Chemical Bros - music:response
the White Stripes - my door bell
Homer Simpson - spanish flea
Queens of the Stone Age VS Beatles Mash Up - In my head/elenor rigby
LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk is playing at my house
Spoon - Beast and Dragon, Adored
The Cure - Close To Me
Musical Youth - Pass The Dutchie
Audio Bullies - Shot You Down
Pointer Sisters - Automatic
M83 - Don't Save Us From...
Bob Marley - War (by request)
Snow Patrol - Destinys Child Cover
Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal
Prince -Bat Dance
Meat Loaf - Paradise By The Dashboard
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.
Arcade Fire - Tunnels

We did a few shows covering for someone else in the last 2 weeks but i'm not going to post those unless someone asks. which no one will

keep it real yall

-Sam Whiskey

Conversations with Jim

So i was in the studio trying to record a promo for my other show on 88.5 (Radical Jewish Culture) and this other DJ named Jim who does a show called Radio Romance (you could say he doesn't exactly share the same musical tastes as Brooklyn We Back) came in to say hi... during his hour long stay talking to me while i was trying to work, he was trying to show me something on WVOF's slow-ass computers and he produced the quote:

"Come on man! I can fart faster than this!"


indeed you can, Jim.

I propose that anyone reading this makes it their business to use that phrase when something is taking a really long time from now on.


-Sam Whiskey

Episode III: Revenge of the Swashbuckling DJs

I know I haven't posted Episode II's track list yet, but here is last night show:

the dcemberists - the sporting life
mooney suzuki - alive and amplified
the dead 60's - riot radio
death from above 1979 - turn it out
interpol - evil
clap your hands say yeah - is this love?
system of a down - BYOB
muse - new born
the pixies - gigantic
chicago - if you leave me now
phil collins - against all odds
r. kelly - in the kitchen
mc hammer - this is what we do (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
some douche - turtle power (also from TMNT)
beck - new pollution
boy meets girl - waiting for a star to fall
wall of voodoo - mexican radio

a lot of talk on this show... we hope to find the perfect balance of talk and music for future shows, mixed with heavy sound effects and tv show quotes for your enjoyment... because when we're not funny, someone else has to be.

Topics of the show that no one called in for:
Spin's top 10 albums of the last 20 years
Bewitched and anti-/feminism
and i forget what else

Next week if we remember:
R.Kelly show case of extremely funny slow jams
I hate yuppies - Jordan goes to a Dave Matthews Band concert
Bat Begins - Jordan goes to a bat mitzfah (SP?) and sees some skanky girls
the sidewalk sale (maybe?)
etc etc

www.mediawave.blogspot.com

-Sam Whiskey (aka Jordan)

Episode I - The Phantom DJ (Ft. Guest DJ Kina Taylor) Playlist

Drew (AKA Hank Storm, or at that time Stevie Reno) was absent for our first show so his shorter, sassier sister took over as guest DJ. You'll notice I dont get too far with correct capitalization... i'm lazy and it's unnecessary...


Parliament - PFunk (wants to get funked up)
QOTSA - go with the flow
weezer - the good life
oneida - steel rod
beck - ona que guero (whatever its called)
destinys child - bugaboo
christopher cross - st elmo's fire
foreigner - dirty white boy
phil collins - invisible touch
bruce hornsby - king of wishful thinking
statler bros - flowers on the wall
polaris - hey sandy (pete and pete theme
paul simon - me & julio down by the school yard
mike gordon/leo kottke - collins missle
simon & garfunkel - cecilia
the cure - close to me
kim carnes(?) - bette davis eyes
richard marx - right here waiting for you
the simpsons - do the bartman
whoever sings this song- Gloria!
spanish people - gasolinas

as you can see i went a little nuts on the 80's music... oh well. sometimes i give the people what they want, sometimes i rip it away from them. i rip it and i grip it, baby

-Sam Whiskey (Jordan)

Best Poster Ever

Here is a copy of the poster I put up at Media Wave to promote the radio show:

You like Drew and Jordan, Right?

I thought so.

And you don’t hate children...

do you?

And you don’t hate America...

do you?

Well then, if you like Drew and Jordan, and/or you don’t hate children and don’t hate America, prove it by listening to our new radio show:

”BROOKLYN WE BACK”

On 88.5 FM or www.wvof.org

Every Tuesday Night from 8-10pm

All the nonsense and fighting you hear out of us behind the counter at work, plus some good music.

Yo, Brooklyn we back!

Niggas and bitches,
You are now tuned in to the new sound of the revolution, and the new blog.
I decided to start a seperate page for Brooklyn We Back to add playlists, news, stories and pictures Live from the studio, yo! So check back for all the important updates and hot nude pictures from the crew.
Brooklyn We Back, if yall didn't know, is simply the best radio show ever. It trancends the idea of normal radio because it emits radio waves of pure awesome. Recently, scientists found that there is a gene found in a select few human beings which is is made up of the pure form of ass-kickingness, which is why the gene was officially named the KA gene, or the Danzig gene. Those that were born with this gene include: Danzig himself, Blackbeard the Pirate, Genghis Khan, Lou Ferrigno/The Incredible Hulk, Andrew W.K., Matt Greoning, Peter Cetera, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Steven Baldwin, Alec Baldwin, Ron Perlman, Amy and David Sedaris, Batman, Satan and finally Sam Whiskey and Hank Storm (aka Me and Drew). This is why we were ordained by powers beyond us (and that's saying a lot) to go on the radio and reach all the 45 people in range of 88.5 to serve the world a nice big glass of Hell Yes.

That's just a short list...

So that's it for now, but i'll be back with some playlists from recent shows and some pictures.
Remember to listen on tuesday 8-10pm on 88.5 FM or www.wvof.org, mothafucka!

Yes I think they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

-Sam Whiskey (AKA Jordan)